This is an absolutely hilarious post on the Dilbert blog.
If you ask me, the most obscene letter in the alphabet is the asterisk. It appears in almost every naughty word you see in print, from f*ck to p*ss to m*th*rf*ck*ng c*cks*ck*r. You can’t even pronounce the word “asterisk†without saying *ss. That smutty little character is attracted to obscenity like flies to sh*t.